Only 17Kcal per shaker (750ml). So you can be lean, mean & energised…and keep the dentist off your back.
Excessive sugars will send your body into chaos. Since we’re sugar-free, there will be no crash afterwards. Prepare to go on a thrill ride with no end. MUHAHAHAHA
GUICE is a light, compact powder packed in pocket-size sachets and big tubs. Easy to carry around, easy to store, easy to stock up on and easy to prepare. Sooo yeah. Easy.
Our formula is packed with so many vitamins, minerals and natural flavours, you can find us in the fruit & veggie aisle. If we’d sell in supermarkets that is…but we don’t.
We advise one scoop per shaker because we like a strong flavour and a big boost of energy. But, lucky for you, you are not us. If you are a delicate flower with sensitive taste buds, feel free to water it down…OR GUICE IT UP HARDCORE like a fist-pumping maniac…whatever floats your boat.
Unlike other formula energy drinks, we don’t have a powdery, chalky aftertaste that you need to wash away with ANOTHER DRINK WHICH IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
Our formula mixes into a creamy liquid bursting with flavour, leaving you with nothing but a party in your face.
We come in four NO BULLSH*T flavours; THE GREEN ONE (tropical), THE RED ONE (peach mango), THE YELLOW ONE (sour grape) and THE BROWN ONE (chocolate). Each one will give you an explosive taste, heightened focus and a jolt of real energy so you can keep going.
Q: Why are you so expensive?
A: One tub of GUICE is good for at least 30 LITERS of energy drink. So 35 euros buys you 30 litres. That’s 1,16 euro per litre. That’s 29 cents for 250 ml. It’s almost like we’re giving it away for free…
Q: Can I mix GUICE with alcohol
A: FUCK YES! Is it a healthy, responsible choice? DEFINITELY NOT. But we are not your parents or your doctor… so please do whatever the hell you want.
Q: Why do you have a product called ‘The Brown one.’
A: Because the formula mixes into a brown coloured drink.
Q: Can I snort a line of GUICE
A: You can try. Wouldn’t recommend it.
Q: Can I buy your products IRL
A: We only sell online, but you can spot us at The Dutch Comic Con’s and several (esports) events. Check our socials to stay up to date on this topic.